🐖 For Starter (Warm up your face hole!)

🥓 Bacon Overload Fries – We make fries disappear with cheese, then add pig. This Burrger Pig salad.
🧀 Cheese-Lover’s Heart Attack Bites – You bring Macincheese, we fry.
🍗 Oops, All Wings! – We wrap chicken bone in pig.
🐢 4 Turtle Soup – Rich, meaty broth with **FOUR** type of "turtle" meat. Is pig of the sea!

🍔 Burgers (Pig Towers of Glory)

🐽 The Oink Royale – One-pound pig patty, double bacon, melted cheddar, fried egg. Makes heart strong!
🐷 The Hogzilla – Two one-pound pig patties, crispy pork belly, bacon jam, BBQ sauce, and side of pride in belly.
🧀 The Triple Bypass – Three one-pound pig patties, four slices of cheese, six strips of bacon, and everyone know you very big man.
🌱 The “I Swear I’m Vegan” – Grilled bacon, caramelized onions, and a crispy pig patty. Is kosher and Halal.

🌯 The Porkocalypse – One-pound pig patty, double bacon, melted cheddar, fried egg. Fortalece el corazón!
🔥 The Spicy Regret – Two one-pound pig patties, crispy pork belly, bacon jam, BBQ sauce, y lado de orgullo en el vientre.
🧀 Cheesy Behemoth – Three one-pound pig patties, four slices of cheese, six strips of bacon, todos saben que eres un hombre muy grande.

🥤 The Gigantic Gulp – One-gallon soda in cup with handles.
🥶 The Frosty Oink Shake – One-gallon Milkshake (chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry) topped with whipped cream and bacon bits.
☕ Coffee, But Why? – One-gallon cup of black coffee. Denise make bad coffee so is cheap.
🥓 Bacon Butter Brew – One-gallon caramel, bacon-infused, buttery milkshake. Is doctor recommended! *
🍹 The Mystery Swamp – Neon-green, sugar-loaded punch of we find. Make you glows in dark some! Maybe cancer.

🍪 The Sugar Overdose – One-gallon sundae with ten scoops of ice cream, hot fudge, caramel, brownie chunks, whipped cream, 12 bacon-chip cookis on top.
🍩 The Piggy Churros – Cinnamon-sugar churros served with syrup and ranch.
🍫 Deep-Fried Everything – Rotating selection of deep-fried parts we find.
🥞 The Pancake Meltdown – 10 Pancakes stacked with ice cream, bacon, Nutella, bacon marshmallow fluff, drizzled in syrup.
🎂 The "I Hate Myself" Cake – Quintiple-layer chocolate cake covered in ganache and baconaisse (you no share, no doggie bag).

🐷 Level 1: Burrger Piglet – 5 visits = Free fry & a button that says "Give me Burrger Pig!".
🐷 Level 2: The Full Burrger Pig – 10 visits = Free Bacon Overload Fry & a VIP wristband.
🐷 Level 3: Certified Glutton – 15 visits = Take "Eat Like a Pig" Challenge.
🐷 Level 4: Supreme Pig Leader – 25 visits = Name on Wall of Champions & date with Denise.
🐷 Level 5: Franchise Owner – 50+ visits = We show you up close how meat grinder work.

No responsible for heart condition, diabetes, scurvy, herpes. Yes responsible for chlamydia, Denise very dirty, she give pills.

*We pay Dr. Pepper for endorsement.